These are great!! I can't stop laughing!!
Some things we say around here:
"Bernadette, Sweet Pea is in that box right now! Just go in an empty one and quit griping about it!!"
"If that darn Black Beard doesn't end up shootin' out some eggs, that little **** is goin' in the stew pot!!!"--He/she is totally psycho toward humans!
My sons, "KEVIN!!!! QUIT TACKLING YOUR GIRLS!!!"--they are 6 & 8...we have not discussed what the "tackling" actually is...they think it is Kevin's way of letting the girls know who their protector is.
My sons, "MOM!!! Buford(one of the babies) just tackled his Mama!!"
"Looks like it's time to poke Jamima's butt again"---she has been retaining fluid.
"It is a MOLE, you can't eat it!"
"Seriously, Periwinkle, we get it!! You laid an egg, enough gloating already!!"
When having to reach under their roost at night to get the fan out of the window in case it rains, "Alright, nobody poop, I'll only be a minute!!"
And as many have already said, every farm with any amount of outbuildings is analyzed as "Oooo, you could fit tons of chickens in there!!!" Or driving by houses wondering if they want to sell their shed so we can convert it into another coop!
Some things we say around here:
"Bernadette, Sweet Pea is in that box right now! Just go in an empty one and quit griping about it!!"
"If that darn Black Beard doesn't end up shootin' out some eggs, that little **** is goin' in the stew pot!!!"--He/she is totally psycho toward humans!
My sons, "KEVIN!!!! QUIT TACKLING YOUR GIRLS!!!"--they are 6 & 8...we have not discussed what the "tackling" actually is...they think it is Kevin's way of letting the girls know who their protector is.
My sons, "MOM!!! Buford(one of the babies) just tackled his Mama!!"
"Looks like it's time to poke Jamima's butt again"---she has been retaining fluid.
"It is a MOLE, you can't eat it!"
"Seriously, Periwinkle, we get it!! You laid an egg, enough gloating already!!"
When having to reach under their roost at night to get the fan out of the window in case it rains, "Alright, nobody poop, I'll only be a minute!!"
And as many have already said, every farm with any amount of outbuildings is analyzed as "Oooo, you could fit tons of chickens in there!!!" Or driving by houses wondering if they want to sell their shed so we can convert it into another coop!