Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[PuffyChick]

"Stop pecking for boogers!"

"No! No! Dont eat the ear ring!"

"Eat this bug, I said E.A.T it ..eeeaaaaatttt it ..It's JUST a cricket ...you WILL like it ..YOU will LOVE it ..it's just a bug!! "

rock, papaer, scissors on who gets to pick up the poop when we have 'petting time'

 

[Sk8inChick(en)]

He he that is a GREAT idea.

I know, right? LOL I can't wait to try it and see the shocked expressions on people's faces!

 

[MamaBear46]

i wonder if that would work on the turkeys......why don't they peck it off their own toes? yeah im really new at this

 

[outdoorsii]

Things I've said since I've had chickens:............

"Did you lock up the girls tonight daddy?"

"I'll brb baby, I gotta go diaper scaley foot" (i was putting diaper rash baby creme on her leg for mites)

"Baby I'll be there in a minute, I gotta go do the chicken thang!"
"You are one mean lil pecker!"



Yall have awesome sayings too, I was laughing my butt off!

 

[chickenlover89]

my head chicken LOVES sassing me! (fluffs feathers, stink eye, ect)

LOL!

 

[looneyrooster]

"Stop pecking for boogers!"

"No! No! Dont eat the ear ring!"

"Eat this bug, I said E.A.T it ..eeeaaaaatttt it ..It's JUST a cricket ...you WILL like it ..YOU will LOVE it ..it's just a bug!! "

rock, papaer, scissors on who gets to pick up the poop when we have 'petting time'

The rock,paper,scissors part was very funny!

 

[SuperChickMama]

"Don't throw those strawberries away, I'll take them to my chickens" - while preparing for a baby shower! LOL

"Can you bring me your watermelon rind for my chickens?"

"Hello, Ladies; Hello Felix"

 

[galanie]

"Did you HAVE to s**t in my hair???"

 

[brahmakid11]

if you peck me one more time i'm gonna sell you to chickfalay (or how ever you spell it)

 

[Peep_Show]

While candling:

"The trays in the bator go back and forth
back and forth
back and forth.
The trays in the bator go back and forth
all day long."