Love you too, K... wish you were closer and could bring your rat cannon with ya...
Stupid b****y neighbor that complained about the ducks stepping foot across the property line just threw a ginormous fit over our short temp fence we put up 2 or 3 feet on our side... screamed and yelled that we can't do that because SHE doesn't want it there... then accused our birds of infesting her adult son with poultry mites/lice...
You should relocate to SC. We have a nice pond next door with no neighbors!