You know you are "Country" when...

[PatmosRuby]

YKYCW: the delivery person sees you in town and gets you your package so she doesn't have to come all that way.

the delivery person calls and ask you to meet her at the end of the road, she's running late.

DH goes outside to pee, because its shorter outside then to the bathroom.

DD thinks everyone should own a chicken and tries to give them one if they don't.

DD wants to make an armadilla a pet.

Old neighbor comes and get a dead armadilla (that you found floating in your fish pond the night before)out of your yard so the buzzards don't bother the kids or chickens.

 

[rachaelc]

When you have to remember to shut the air vents on your car because the auto repair place already vacumed out a cannister and a half of dry dog food that the pack rat stored in your cars air vent system. Your first clue that something was wrong is the over whelming smell of hot dry dogfood in your new car.

Rachael C - mother of all

 

[djackjr]

you know your country when your car won't start and when you look under the hood you find the field mice have stored their seed in the air cleaner!!!

 

[aurora]

ykycw...
you or someone in your family has uttered the words,
"somebody please get the baby goat out of the dish washer!"


or you have had to get into the ups truck and retrieve the goat before he has eats any more lables

or you have accidently fed your goat a dollar bill significantly greater than a 1,
.............anybody want to buy a hundred dollar goat?


oddly enough its always the same goat

ironically his name ...... "nibbles"

 

[mxpres]

You can still go out into the woods and find your own Christmas tree

 

[jwj]

When your son zero his deer rife in beside the house.

 

[Pathfinders]

Your husband's idea of a big Friday night is to go to the opening of a new Tractor Supply store.

 

[first time farmer]

Quote:
My big friday is going mudding)off roading) with my buddies since we dont have school.

 

[ducks4you]

Quote:
You KNOW you're country when you have no neighbors that can see inside your windows at night.
You KNOW you're country when you hear gunshots, but it's just your neighbor shooting those pesky raccoons that have been tearing up his roof!
You KNOW you're country when you can look up in the middle of night when it's cold and clear and see a millions stars AND the Milky Way!!!
I can NEVER move back to the city!

it

 

[BlackBart]

Quote:
We ride out and find our Christmas tree and the horse carries it back tied it to the saddle.

You know you are "Country" when:

You would rather buy a new wheelbarrow than go clothes shopping with the girls.

Bits of hay and shavings are stuck to your polar fleece jackets.

You feet don't feel right in anything but your Muck Boots.

At night when you hear a predator outside, you grab your million candle flashlight, a shotgun, pull on your Muck Boots and run outside in your nightie (Thank God the neighbors can't see me and I'm switching to PJ's they are warmer

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