You know you are "Country" when...

[natalie1136]

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You spying on me?

That's me for sure. Why get dressed up the goats and chickens don't mind.

 

[natalie1136]

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That's exactly what i just told my husband. Definately redneck jokes. i think i've done them all except leave the house unlocked.

 

[ducks4you]

YOU know you are country when you don't bother to run to the house if you just have to pee!

DON'T JUDGE---YOU KNOW YOU DO IT TOO!!!!

 

[gottalovemychickens]

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i do LOL

 

[AmCanyonStables]

OK - I knew I had gone country when I found myself at the mall parking lot, having to pee, and seriously considered going sqatting in between the cars. - Oh, I didn't do it, but still!

 

[mommyof5]

You are standing at the kitchen sink doing the breakfast dishes and a chicken walks in the back door and you just remind her not to "use" the carpet in the "for good room".

The whole family runs to the window to see whose driving by when you hear a strange car go by.

 

[randomchick]

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yes yes yes

 

[randomchick]

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i do LOL

my husband is thinking of installing an outhouse.

 

[randomchick]

You know you are raising a country child when they leave the house to pee because "it is just easier than doing the stairs."
Did I mention the boy is 4

 

[Wildsky]

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We moved from the city when my son was 7, and he would NOT pee outside no matter what... he only needed to do it once and now thats his favorite thing, I think he holds it in till he has to go out to do chores!