You might be a “Southie” if...

[Molpet]

https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/byc-member-interview-suet.1414699/

 

[FeatheredFriends&Horses2]

https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/byc-member-interview-suet.1414699/

Very nice interview!

 

[cleoandtheflock]

For all y'all southies!

 

[WVduckchick]

For all y'all southies!

Reminds me of this one
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJyg8TpE/

 

[duluthralphie]

Southie Cards!!

I like the idea..

 

[cleoandtheflock]

Reminds me of this one
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJyg8TpE/

Haha!

 

[cleoandtheflock]

Southie Cards!!

I like the idea..

Indeed!

 

[duluthralphie]

Indeed!

They could be GPS chipped with an alarm that lets us know when the southie tries to sneak up here.

 

[FeatheredFriends&Horses2]

They could be GPS chipped with an alarm that lets us know when the southie tries to sneak up here.

I wouldn't think you'd need an alarm. Isn't it pretty obvious who we are when we come up North and all think we're going to freeze to death?

 

[duluthralphie]

I wouldn't think you'd need an alarm. Isn't it pretty obvious who we are when we come up North and all think we're going to freeze to death?

Well, in most cases you are correct. However, every now and then we find an exceptional Southie. These gifted Southies want better genes for their offsprings so they sneak up here. They try to hide their Southiness.

Normally, they mess up somehow and we find them. They will walk into a restaurant and say, “What’s that smell?” during lutefisk season, anyone not knowing the smell of lutefisk has to be a Southie. Or they will run a water line and not bury the line 5 feet deep causing a flood in July when the ground thaws.

Ice Fishing is a great way to discover a Southie, when we take them ice fishing they immediately pick up the ice chips and chunks and put them in a bucket then carry the bucket to their vehicle. They think we are fishing for ice and not fishing through the ice for fish.

Even if they manage to not pick up the ice and take it home, As soon as they see an eelpout for the first time they will runaway screaming like they just saw Medusa.

Right now, we have to work hard to keep them from mating with our few vulnerable special needs persons and thus improving their gene line.

A GPS chip will protect everyone and save us money having to fix everything they break. Also can you imagine if they actually lived here and started demanding hominy and grits be served in our cafes? I shudder at the thought.

The few bullheads we have would become extinct. It’s just best they stay down there in snake country.