You might be a redneck if... for laughs share your critter story that fits

[BullChick]

... if you have to duct tape your jeans because you spent all your money on feed.

 

[Beer can]

... if you have to duct tape your jeans because you spent all your money on feed.

I actually saw a old guy come into work with duct tape on the holes in his jeans. I thought damn that's a good idea, I've had big holes easy fix..

 

[Beer can]

You know you live in a redneck area when you can hear something messing with your chickens at midnight, run outside with the 12 gauge , miss the fox the first time, readjust the flashlight blast another round, take out the fox, .... Go back to sleep and no-one ever investigates to see what your shooting at .

 

[oldrooster]

You know you live in a redneck area when you can hear something messing with your chickens at midnight, run outside with the 12 gauge , miss the fox the first time, readjust the flashlight blast another round, take out the fox, .... Go back to sleep and no-one ever investigates to see what your shooting at .

you don't have a flash light duct taped to your shot gun?

 

[daxigait]

It's been a while and we definitely need the laughs does anybody have a new you might be a redneck if story to share??

 

[daxigait]

you don't have a flash light duct taped to your shot gun?

 

[BullChick]

... even the small children drool at the sight of a plump chicken.

 

[BullChick]

... you aren’t afraid of the skunks living under the porch.

 

[Xouie]

...if you’ve ever been on the phone and said “hang on mom, (chicken name) is pecking at the door and wants to come in”.

 

[Beer can]