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    If I Died...

    If I Died... A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?" "After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would.. We all need companionship." "If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?" "We've spent a lot of money getting this house...
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    Shrewd Investment

    Shrewd Investment A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells her that the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the woman hands over the...
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    Holy Water

    Edited for inappropriate content--keep it family friendly, people!
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    No Luck With Women

    No Luck With Women A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." "What's the problem?" the docotor inquired. "Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare...
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