-Eridanus-
HELLO.
THIS IS ERIDANUS FROM PLANET EARTH.
I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR REFRIGERATOR.
DOES THE DOOR OPEN AND CLOSE SMOOTHLY?
IS THE AC FUNCTIONAL?
DOES IT RUN AT ALL TIMES?
YES?
well then you better go catch it
i regret nothing
My name is Eridanus. That is not my real name. My real name is a secret in the name of anonymity. You can call me Eri. I do not like my real name anyways, so Eri is preferable. I live in Illinois, in a small town surrounded by soybean fields and gas stations. My town has one community center, two bars, three playgrounds, four churches, and nothing else. It is a very sad town, populated by elderly people who do not appreciate chickens. These people are not my favorite people.
I love Marvel. My favorite characters of all time consist of: Spider-Man (but only Tom Holland), MJ (but only Zendaya), Yelena, Star-Lord, Iron Man, Hulk (but as Bruce), Wong, Katy Chen, and of course EDDIE AND VENOMMMMMM
We love our slimy parasites in this house.
I am a
lesbian
I amasexual
Iloveeverybody
I was homeschooled my whole life. But then, I went to high school and fell in love(with school. not with any one person). I love socializing with people and talking to them.
i like sharp objects and chickens but not sharp objects and chickens combined. i like drrrragons and sharp objects and dragons and sharp objects combined.
I love Wings of Fire. My favorite characters are Willow, Wren, Glory, Deathbringer, Moon, Qibli, Tamarin, and Umber.
The best ships in the world are Moonbli and GLORYBRINGER RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ways to be my friend:
Like chickens
Like Marvel
Be cool
Give me a cone of ube marshmallow-coconut ice cream from Fat Cat Homemade Ice Cream in Fuquay-Varina, NC
Listen to The Cranberries
Like mushrooms
Be gay do crime
Just kidding crime is bad
but not if its arson
no yes arson is bad
arson and frogggs anddd mUshrrrrooooooms
Put up with me <3
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i do not like people who make me believe what they believe. may all of those people’s chickens rebel against them and give them no eggs ever.
i do not like dentists. i like having clean teeth but going to the dentist is misery in all ways so i will just brush my teeth good and well and avoid the dentist like plague.
i do not like horror movies because my imagination is far too vivid and i do not sleep at all after watching a horror movie.
i do not like cutting onions and movies where the dog dies.
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I want a snek
may i have a snek
snek do not hurt no one
snek only wish for snoot boop and snacc
snek love you three thousand
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oh hello
how are you
nice nice
have a wonderful day
may none of your chickens eggs ever have poop on them ever again and may none of your chicks get pasty butt and the next time you crack an egg may it be a triple yolker <3
adios my new friend
unless i already knew you
then so long sucker
THIS IS ERIDANUS FROM PLANET EARTH.
I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR REFRIGERATOR.
DOES THE DOOR OPEN AND CLOSE SMOOTHLY?
IS THE AC FUNCTIONAL?
DOES IT RUN AT ALL TIMES?
YES?
well then you better go catch it
i regret nothing
My name is Eridanus. That is not my real name. My real name is a secret in the name of anonymity. You can call me Eri. I do not like my real name anyways, so Eri is preferable. I live in Illinois, in a small town surrounded by soybean fields and gas stations. My town has one community center, two bars, three playgrounds, four churches, and nothing else. It is a very sad town, populated by elderly people who do not appreciate chickens. These people are not my favorite people.
I love Marvel. My favorite characters of all time consist of: Spider-Man (but only Tom Holland), MJ (but only Zendaya), Yelena, Star-Lord, Iron Man, Hulk (but as Bruce), Wong, Katy Chen, and of course EDDIE AND VENOMMMMMM
We love our slimy parasites in this house.
I am a
lesbianI am
asexualI
loveeverybodyI was homeschooled my whole life. But then, I went to high school and fell in love(with school. not with any one person). I love socializing with people and talking to them.
i like sharp objects and chickens but not sharp objects and chickens combined. i like drrrragons and sharp objects and dragons and sharp objects combined.
I love Wings of Fire. My favorite characters are Willow, Wren, Glory, Deathbringer, Moon, Qibli, Tamarin, and Umber.
The best ships in the world are Moonbli and GLORYBRINGER RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ways to be my friend:
Like chickens
Like Marvel
Be cool
Give me a cone of ube marshmallow-coconut ice cream from Fat Cat Homemade Ice Cream in Fuquay-Varina, NC
Listen to The Cranberries
Like mushrooms
Be gay do crime
Just kidding crime is bad
but not if its arson
no yes arson is bad
arson and frogggs anddd mUshrrrrooooooms
Put up with me <3
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i do not like people who make me believe what they believe. may all of those people’s chickens rebel against them and give them no eggs ever.
i do not like dentists. i like having clean teeth but going to the dentist is misery in all ways so i will just brush my teeth good and well and avoid the dentist like plague.
i do not like horror movies because my imagination is far too vivid and i do not sleep at all after watching a horror movie.
i do not like cutting onions and movies where the dog dies.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I want a snek
may i have a snek
snek do not hurt no one
snek only wish for snoot boop and snacc
snek love you three thousand
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
oh hello
how are you
nice nice
have a wonderful day
may none of your chickens eggs ever have poop on them ever again and may none of your chicks get pasty butt and the next time you crack an egg may it be a triple yolker <3
adios my new friend
unless i already knew you
then so long sucker
- Birthday
- August 27
- Location
- Illinois
- Gender
- Female
- Why do you want to join our community?
- I love chickens and have used this website to find remedies for my girls for a long time
- Occupation
- nerd, writer, chicken obsessed
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