MastermindRitsu

I have like 25 chickens. They are led by the Australorp Big Dick, because he is a big dick to everyone around him. They are free roam birdies that bring me one drop of serotonin every day.

His second in command is Chubbs and I think the only reason Big Dick tolerates Chubbs is because Chubbs is a tank of muscle and indifference.

Theres like three other roosters that I'm working out names for but I don't really have a grasp on their personalities yet so stay tuned.

All the hens are nosey little gluegarglers that love to scare my army of guineas away and steal their food and come up to me because they think I'm going to give them food. And they're right because I love them. I love all my birds and they don't care about me and that's the best relationship I could ever have with them.

I know this was supposed to be about me but really I think Big Dick and the Dickettes are more important.
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