Recent content by MissSmartyPantsMouth

Seriously, Ladies? I can't believe you don't know the Chicken Fairy! My guy knows her well. I love it when she brings me new chickens or eggs. "Honey! Look what the Chicken Fairy brought me! See! I didn't violate my chicken probation, the Chicken Fairy did it!". On a side note, her cousin is...

The Chicken Fairy is whispering to me about this one.

I have a Silkie hen sitting on an egg that is getting close to hatch time. I am not sure but I swear I felt the egg moving in my hand or rather the chick. Is that possible?

Quote: That's just mean! My chickens always get buried in the chicken graveyard, after they've died obviously! My boyfriend is the official gravedigger. Would I be surprised at the number of people who kill and eat their own chickens?

I have had chickens for almost a year now. I have bantam Cochins, silkies and my first Serama should be on her way tomorrow - Yay. I am highly sarcastic but rarely mean, unless you mess with mine or are a bully. Now cluck on with your bad selves!

Pretty birds! Congrats to the winner! And that's what all that extraneous chatter gets you - a full inbox. Now I'm stuck thinking "chat kills" as an awful parody of "crack kills". Time for the vino, obviously.

If you will message me your paypal addy I will pay tonight. Super excited!