I don't live with him but he is a very close friend of mine. I don't actually wake up with bulldogs, It's a running gag between our circle (Hence why I posted this in random ramblings.), it's based on a song called "Good Thing" by the artist Whatever.
I'm sad that nobody got the reference though. Listen to the song "Good Thing" by Whatever, Bulldog Saturdays has been a running joke in our friend circle.
Oh, that was a good one. You should start a career in poetry and gradually move up the ladder, in a couple years you'll be head of a large company hauling freight! Although make sure you don't get your business involved in a massive controversy as big as watergate.