I am wife to lou, mommy to 2 lo's ages 2 & 3. Adoptive mommy to 2 dogs, 2 cats, 2 parrots, 2 goldfish, 1 box turtle, and lbnl 13 hens, most unnamed except for my 3 favs...Tuckey (my handicapped brahma hen), Stella (my constantly broody buff orp), Abbetta (a very sweet albeit extremely dumb...