I'm a 40 year old stay at home mom. I've been married 20 years and have four daughters. I curse, laugh, love and scold. If you ask my occupation, I'll usually say: Domestic Engineer aka mom. On a bad day or when I'm tired: Pirate Ship Captain. This difference is one tells / asks and the other orders.
MY Brood:
Father-in-law - 66y.o. My brother - 35y.o. Husband - 40.
20 y.o Daughter. 17 y.o Daughter with disabilities. 13 y.o. Daughter. 11 y.o. Daughter.
8 Chickens, 4 dogs (ex-strays), 3 cats (rescues), 1 Guinea pig (bought / adopted), 1 Rabbit (adopted).
Random critters I'm given to nurse back to health.
We live in the country mostly but the city is trying to come to us, sadly.