Oh, well REALLY, now. You didn't believe me when I called them commoners, dahling? I was only joking, ah-hahaha! Care for a spot of tea, then? You can tell me all about their heritage.
*guilt overwhelms*
They aren't fanci. Their pearls and diamonds are plastic, and those karats are made out of mere fools gold. I rescued them from the half off bin of TSC. ;~;