It's not cursed! IT'S the guardian of my soul it's a glitch on a nature cam 
AND IT"S NOT AFRAID OF FIRE!
AND IT"S NOT AFRAID OF FIRE!
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The WinterWolf
*BURNS THE THING ALIVE BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A SPIDER AND I HATE SPIDERS*
the_peanut_coop
It is now on fire and angry at you...
The WinterWolf
*Drops flamethrower and calls government to nuke the thing*
the_peanut_coop
It thanks you generously for the warm bubble bath.
The WinterWolf
*calles FBI the dog-catcher and S.W.A.T*
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It loves to meet and play with all the puppies that it released and thanked the FBI agents for the lovely massage with the tazer device
The WinterWolf
*freaks out and nukes it*
the_peanut_coop
It loves you very much.
The WinterWolf
*freaks out and screams because it hugged me*
the_peanut_coop
Hey, don't freak out! It's more intelligent than any human being!
The WinterWolf
*Dies* aww great. i'm a ghost now.
the_peanut_coop
You are alive again as it has life-giving properties
The WinterWolf
*dies again*
the_peanut_coop
You can no longer die in its presence. and it is. always. with you.
The WinterWolf
*becomes demon and goes back to heck hoping the thing doesn't follow* (wait.. isn't that thing FROM heck?)
the_peanut_coop
Nope! It's from another demension, so it can be with both of us at the same time 
But I don't think you can die in 'heck'
But I don't think you can die in 'heck'
The WinterWolf
that's true.. but i can sit in the fire for the rest of my life until that thing gets bored and goes away maybe..
the_peanut_coop
It's more intelligent then that. It's beyond getting bored.
The WinterWolf
*Decides to saw off it's horns*