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the_peanut_coop
the_peanut_coop
It's not cursed! IT'S the guardian of my soul it's a glitch on a nature cam :oops::gig AND IT"S NOT AFRAID OF FIRE!
The WinterWolf
The WinterWolf
*BURNS THE THING ALIVE BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A SPIDER AND I HATE SPIDERS*
the_peanut_coop
the_peanut_coop
It is now on fire and angry at you...
The WinterWolf
The WinterWolf
*Drops flamethrower and calls government to nuke the thing*
the_peanut_coop
the_peanut_coop
It thanks you generously for the warm bubble bath.
The WinterWolf
The WinterWolf
*calles FBI the dog-catcher and S.W.A.T*
the_peanut_coop
the_peanut_coop
It loves to meet and play with all the puppies that it released and thanked the FBI agents for the lovely massage with the tazer device
The WinterWolf
The WinterWolf
*freaks out and nukes it*
the_peanut_coop
the_peanut_coop
It loves you very much.
The WinterWolf
The WinterWolf
*freaks out and screams because it hugged me*
the_peanut_coop
the_peanut_coop
Hey, don't freak out! It's more intelligent than any human being!
The WinterWolf
The WinterWolf
*Dies* aww great. i'm a ghost now.
the_peanut_coop
the_peanut_coop
You are alive again as it has life-giving properties
The WinterWolf
The WinterWolf
*dies again*
the_peanut_coop
the_peanut_coop
You can no longer die in its presence. and it is. always. with you.
The WinterWolf
The WinterWolf
*becomes demon and goes back to heck hoping the thing doesn't follow* (wait.. isn't that thing FROM heck?)
the_peanut_coop
the_peanut_coop
Nope! It's from another demension, so it can be with both of us at the same time :D


But I don't think you can die in 'heck'
The WinterWolf
The WinterWolf
that's true.. but i can sit in the fire for the rest of my life until that thing gets bored and goes away maybe..
the_peanut_coop
the_peanut_coop
It's more intelligent then that. It's beyond getting bored.
The WinterWolf
The WinterWolf
*Decides to saw off it's horns*
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