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the_peanut_coop

*Stabs with swordfishie*

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Emelyn

*Stabs with sword*

the_peanut_coop

*Infuses sword to swordfishie's nose*

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Emelyn

*Runs away in fear*

the_peanut_coop

*Doesn't gloat over this victory but instead pats swordfishie sympathetically because he wants his nose back but it can't be done*

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Emelyn

*Comes back with EXTREMELY sharp sword stabbing swordfishie in his eye causing him to die*

the_peanut_coop

*Transplants Swordfishies heart and eyes with fragments of the Extremely sharp sword*

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Emelyn

*He remains dead*

the_peanut_coop

Bro I use dead fish already!

the_peanut_coop

*Stabs Emelyn many times*

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Emelyn

*Blood gushes out of me and then my pet griffin flies over and beats you up causing you to have blood gushing out of you*

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Emelyn

I forgot that you use dead fish lol

the_peanut_coop

*Drinks WraithEsscence causing me to eat your soul*

the_peanut_coop

*And your little Griffin, too*

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Emelyn

*My lifeless remains rots and a bear eats it leaving the bones*

the_peanut_coop

To quote a digital guy named Radar that I broke up with... "Definitely didn't see that coming"

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