Go on, tell me.
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RoosterWhisperer
Everose
She rescues innocent ducklings and she has bunnies.
She rescues innocent ducklings and she has bunnies.
the_peanut_coop
Let's see... I've forgot most of the class sessions cause I was too busy being on honerary texan, but At one point I was told that there is no hope, only hard work and guns...
the_peanut_coop
Also if someone tries to put you down your comeback is to flex your big strong texan arms in thier face.
RoosterWhisperer
Okay! *Flexes non muscular arm* Nope....
Everose
Start doing your deadlifts roo and we'll consider you at our next meeting.
RoosterWhisperer
But I can lift a 60 lb bag of hen feed on my shoulder! 
RoosterWhisperer
Okay!
Everose
So can my dog, you gotta do better roo.
the_peanut_coop
Oh! One more thing. The best way to end any conversation is with two words.
RoosterWhisperer
Okay! I'll try my best!
Everose
Shoot em!
the_peanut_coop
Everose are you thinking the same two words that I am thinking?
the_peanut_coop
YEAH! That's the one!
Everose
Fo sho.
Shoot em is the one and only Texan way to end a sentence.
Shoot em is the one and only Texan way to end a sentence.
the_peanut_coop
So, did I graduate from Texas kindergarten? I probably would've failed if I hadn't saved the duck (extra credit) and didn't take any crap about 'I know it's sad, but you can't rescue it so just put it back out there to DIE'
Everose
Yes, you can graduate TX kindergarten. But for first grade you hafta put up those Texas flags, and learn the Texas pledge.
RoosterWhisperer
That reminds me. I once rescued a little wild bird even though I should've taken him to a shelter.... his name was Teba. 
But shelters are cruel to little birds like him, he would've never been releasable so he became my baby. 
He was a dark-eyed junco.
But shelters are cruel to little birds like him, he would've never been releasable so he became my baby. He was a dark-eyed junco.
Everose
Roo is quickly becoming a good candidate for the Honorary Texan title.
