Hey what the?? Why are you accusing me of stalking everybody allofasudden?
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The-White-Elephant
I saw you viewing her profile, and no, I’m not accusing you.
the_peanut_coop
It's Whitey that is stalking. And causing UNNECESSARY DRAMA
The-White-Elephant
But I don’t get it!
The-White-Elephant
(At least for me), isn’t it better not to ask anybody? Because if they decline, that’s worse!
the_peanut_coop
Yeah but it's fun to decline because girls NEVER forget who asks them and for like, years they're still giggling about it 
. "do you remember when Whitey asked me to be his valentine in first grade? Hee Hee hee" "Yeah I remember you said no and laughed in his face. Haha"
. "do you remember when Whitey asked me to be his valentine in first grade? Hee Hee hee" "Yeah I remember you said no and laughed in his face. Haha"
The-White-Elephant
That’s funny 
But at the same time, they‘ll probably tell the whole school. That’s why I never asked 
But at the same time, they‘ll probably tell the whole school. That’s why I never asked
the_peanut_coop
However when someone says yes they ALSO tell the whole school.
The-White-Elephant
Yeah, but then you have a Valentine. But if they decline, not only will they tell the whole school, but then you don’t have anybody.
the_peanut_coop
It's really quite unavoidable. You know there's always at least one girl that would really, really wish you ask them.
It's really quite unavoidable. You know there's always at least one girl that would really, really wish you ask them.
The-White-Elephant
Well, how am I supposed to know? I can’t read minds!
the_peanut_coop
Yes but all the girls expect you too so you just have to try.
But don't fail. Or else
But don't fail. Or else
The-White-Elephant
Or else what?
the_peanut_coop
Oh another thing
Don't ask a praying mantis
Don't ask a praying mantis
The-White-Elephant
Of course I won’t!
But what do you mean “or else?”
But what do you mean “or else?”
the_peanut_coop
If I explain to you then you won't have the courage to ask anyone.
The-White-Elephant
Please do!
The-White-Elephant
Do it!
Hey no stalkers in The Peanut Coop