That’s pretty darn straightforward. 
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sweaterthebroodyrooster
the_peanut_coop
Sthaaaaaap! It won't let me delete it 
sweaterthebroodyrooster
I’m dying 
Secure Clucks
Can someone please explain this? I must have missed something while I was gone.
The-White-Elephant
She wants someone to be the "bodyguard" of her profile.
sweaterthebroodyrooster
I thought she wanted a bouncer..
Secure Clucks
I think I've got it now 
sweaterthebroodyrooster
Yay! Success is ours!!
Secure Clucks
Although I think the addition of a 'bouncer' will just add to the chaos and drama. How well thought out was this plan?
sweaterthebroodyrooster
It is a plan made by peanut.. soo..
Secure Clucks
My guess is pit bulls are against the dress code at The Peanut Coop... I might have to change into more formal attire.
sweaterthebroodyrooster
Apparently the new guy already knows more than me. I never knew there was a dress
code.
code.
Secure Clucks
Well I've never been a bouncer or security guard for that matter... I've just seen a few movies.
Secure Clucks
Pht. There is my new profile for you
sweaterthebroodyrooster
It’s very……. Clean
Secure Clucks
Yeah... It's a big change, especially since I particularly enjoy Pit Bulls with spiked collars.