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The-White-Elephant
The little doggie is you. I’m the big elephant.
JustBabyMargo
Come on, cow. Stop eating those wires and causing the electricity to go out. *scolds cow*
the_peanut_coop
WHITEY DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ELECTICAL WIRING
JustBabyMargo
She is a cow. Say it with me: C-O-W.
The-White-Elephant
Yes, yes I do!
The-White-Elephant
This feels like a toddler TV program
the_peanut_coop
Caio . Now Whitey if you fix the wiring then I'll promote you to hired.
Little Baby Bean
More like the opposite. I can be the tall elephant and you can be the short little dog.
The little doggie is you. I’m the big elephant.
The-White-Elephant
Caio? Ok! *fixes wiring in 5 seconds*. Hehe. Done 
The-White-Elephant
This is me having fun. This is you :
Little Baby Bean
Too late. I ate them again.
JustBabyMargo
Cow!! What did I tell you!? Step away from the wiring!
Little Baby Bean
But.. But.. The wires are delicious!!
JustBabyMargo
We need to train this cow.
The-White-Elephant
How about grass?
Little Baby Bean
No. No training. No grass. Just wires.
The-White-Elephant
We need to call the trainer.
Secure Clucks
Is it possible to be more confused than I was yesterday? I know it may seem impossible.
Secure Clucks
Guess how many notifications I had. Anyone? It was 101.