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*GASP*

Who told you I'm part Ice cream?! :th

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..... No one.... :oops:

Who was it??

Wait.... Don't you have *gulp* TARANTULAS over there?!

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No I don't think so

But we have Red Backs

I love spiders.

Who what Back?

Spiders?? OH yeah, totally Lo--- I HATE them.

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But they're so sweet!!!

Red Back Spiders. Venomous, native to Australia. I have a pet one

Her name is Black Widow.
I pick up Daddy Longlegs.

Daddy who?

CREEPY dudes. You have a VENOMOUS spider as your Pet?!

:th

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Yep! She's pretty cool. She's even got some eggs!

Now this, me wanna see

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Hang on.

Hanging on to phone.

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Dodgy photos. But you can slightly see the white blobs. Haven't you ever seen a spider egg sack?

Wow. And nope, never.

Wait a minute. Where did you get her?

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Whoa. Down here they are everywhere. At our friends place. These spiders just live under barbies and outside deck chairs and stuff.

*Super scared*

Ehhh.... Can I kill them?

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Yeah. Most people do. I can't. It's horrible watching their guts squish out in a grey ooze. :sick

Don't look then

Just how MUCH venom does that spider of yours have? As in, how poisonous?

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One of the most poisonous in the world. It can kill people with just one bite

WHAT?:!

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