BackYard Chickens - Learn How to Raise Chickens

They’re not that bad…

Gorgeous.

I want to get a bunch of them, put them in my front yard, and walk around wearing a lab coat and tinfoil hat, then my intrusive neighbors will finally leave me alone

Awesome life goals Eve

I'm not even going to ask if you're okay, because I already know the answer.

The more I look at them the more beautiful they become

EVE WHAT IN THE WORLD

Look them up, find a picture where they have long ears

Okay, no

Oof, he looks like a gangbanger.

The only thing that would make them look better is mange

Noooo

Y'all are weird