@Lemon-Drop I do not speak German I had a google translate do it for me. I know hello and dumkopf but thats about it.
I can fake an accent though. I used to watched a lot of hogans heroes after MASH.
I know basic things, like 'und' = 'and', 'mein' = 'mine/my', 'du bist' = 'you are', 'vater/mutter' = 'father/mother', 'an' = 'to', 'fur' = 'for', etc.
Common phrases like 'Guten morgan, du bist gut?' = 'Good morning, you are good?', 'wie hast du geschlafen' = 'how did you sleep', 'ich spreche wenig Deutch' = 'I speak little German'
(Hello, I’m RoosterWhisperer