Erm-
I make- gravestones and arches and stuff-
I make- gravestones and arches and stuff-
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the_peanut_coop
And I uh- meet in secret with living scarecrows and zombies
Though I'm afraid that one day
I'll become one myself
Though I'm afraid that one day
I'll become one myself
Summer_
with this guy? how would you become one of him?
oh, also,
oh, also,
the_peanut_coop
Well, so - in minecraft a zombie will kill you right? Well if a zombie kills me in this haunted village then a parasite will take over me and I'll have to go chase people for the rest of my life.
Summer_
except in the sun.
and wdym in in minecraft it happens all the time!
why do you think the government has a plan on what to do for a zombie apocalypse?
and wdym in in minecraft it happens all the time!
why do you think the government has a plan on what to do for a zombie apocalypse?
the_peanut_coop
There are legitimate parasites that take over snails an controls them- if wasps can mutate to kill humans, then certainly parasites can mutate to become good enough to control a person into a thirst for flesh!
Summer_
Yeah, it’s called Cordyceps or something, isn’t it? It could probably take over a human too…
(The government actually has plans for defenses against a zombie apocalypse tho)
(The government actually has plans for defenses against a zombie apocalypse tho)
the_peanut_coop
I know- I'm starting my personal plan though.
Summer_
You’re trying to become a zombie?
the_peanut_coop
NOOOOOOO
My personal protection plan against the zombie apocalypse.
My personal protection plan against the zombie apocalypse.
Summer_
And that plan is…?
the_peanut_coop
*Gasps* It took me years of plotting and you're asking me for it?! For free?!
Summer_
Years of plotting? On a daily basis, how often do u think about zombies taking over the world?
free? No, of course not. I’ll give you this!:
free? No, of course not. I’ll give you this!:
the_peanut_coop
I love the last one 
Summer_
So, what was this plan of yours?
Summer_
Wait… why do you love the last one?
the_peanut_coop
Hmm, Maybe I shouldn't elaborate.
( :O i was labeled? wat?)