Lol. 
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Sir Sacabambaspis
Sorry I meant poppy has a celebrity crush on Tom Holland 
Sir Sacabambaspis
And that tookie loves yarmer
Yard Farmer
Why, and how is my profile the 'place to be' now? 
Chicken poppy
It’s a hangout spot
Yard Farmer
Hey, don't push your luck, buddy...
Sir Sacabambaspis
Yarmer's profile is a safe place because nothing bad happens...
Sir Sacabambaspis
So.... Is poppy dead?
Sir Sacabambaspis
Like is yarmer going to *makes slicing of neck sound*
Chicken poppy
hey!
Sir Sacabambaspis
Hello!
Sir Sacabambaspis
Poppy is also spared right?
Yard Farmer
Again, I wouldn't push it, dude....
Yard Farmer
You may not be...
Poppy, most likely.
Poppy, most likely.
Chicken poppy
Yay!
Chicken poppy
Sorry gigs..
Sir Sacabambaspis
I don't want to die
Yard Farmer
Then....uh-sucks to be you?
I'm jk!
I'm jk!