It was a hunk of very gristly meat so while no one was looking I abandoned modern eating utensils and tried to tear it with my teeth but the steak fought back and whacked my eye.
Oof, bug spray is barely tolerable where it belongs
Oh my gosh. That actually made me laugh out loud. Poor steak- poor you lol! Ugh ikr. I don't use it real often. I actually read that they hate vanilla so I got some vanilla perfume stuff. Most of my soaps are already that scent so it works out. I also put vanilla extract in my goats cleaning spray so their udders don't get bites!