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I went to the marriage of two antennas last weekend.

I don't care if I get put in time out. It's time to see topless chicks in short skirts! hat tip to @MrsWinterWheat

Drill Sargent- Private. I didn't see you at camouflage preacice yesterday!!! Private-

I thought I hit the the jackpot when I bought a book of 'Dad jokes' at Cracker Barrel but they turned to be too corny even for here. :rolleyes: It was tense at NASA when they launched the first cow into space.

-When one door closes another one opens. -

Anyone want to see chicks in tight sweaters?

Sorry guys. I've been flooding the "May Madness" page with old memes. I got a shotgun for my ex-wife.

Y'all are too sweet. (Now I'm going to need a larger hat.) :p

Bob was in big trouble because he completely forgot his wife's birthday. She told him "Tomorrow morning they're better be something in that driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in six seconds!!!" The next morning when she woke, Bob had gone to work but there was a gift box in the driveway. She...

Good Morning. Some of you know I often like to do a deep dive into historical topics. This is about a country dear to me and I miss being able to travel there. Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000...