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...Rowling uses a plot device, she uses something believable and affects the plot substantially. SMeyer uses plot devices that destroy her own canon *cough*Renesmee*cough*. 60. Because the jokes in Harry Potter aren't completely made up of sexual innuendos like they are in Twilight. 61. Because...

Quote: Duck! *gasp* DUCK!!! *GASP* ME!

Quote: Duck!

Quote: She started it!

Quote: EEK! oh, ere you a walmart shopper? *evil smirk* No, walmart scares me.

Quote: *Jumps down and returns to her house* Poor souls... dont worry: they deserved it. they shopped at walmart. EEK!

Quote: *Points to a sales rack and escapes while the Walmart salesperson is checking the prices* MUAHAHAHAHA! *catches her and gives her to the holy angels to keep, shes their problem now* *goes back to torturing the souls of the darn* *Jumps down and returns to her house* Poor souls...

Quote: *Escapes* HOW??!?! *gets her back, put her in a cell guarded by the worst evil known to any creature: a Walmart salesperson!!!!!* *Points to a sales rack and escapes while the Walmart salesperson is checking the prices* MUAHAHAHAHA!

Quote: *Bargains with the Devil and gets him to let her out* I just did. And you forgot to capitalize Him. OMGSH YOURE RIGHT!!!!! sorry Lord.... *kills the devil and becomes the new queen of hell, trapping Ducky there with no chance of escape or retribution* *Escapes*

Quote: *Bargains with the Devil and gets him to let her out* I just did. And you forgot to capitalize Him.

Quote: YAY!!!!!! *Comes back to life and turns Tanichca into Larry the sheep, slaughters him/her, then dies again*

*Dies*

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Quote: Ohh, poor little bunny.

Quote: T.P.S.B.A.R.D.A.G.!!!!!!!!!! minus the T,P, S, and B Ahh. *Nods wisely*

*Sigh* Tanichca, get it right!

Quote: RUBBER duck.

Quote: I knoew, I wanted to see if you knew that I knew. 9...............MORE..................DAYS..................

Quote: O.O It hatches on Christmas?!

Quote: Ten............more...................days................ O.O