They say the reason a bagpiper marches around while he plays is because a moving target is harder to hit . . . but Harvey thinks catching you on a trampoline sounds like fun.
Billy Joel said he envisioned his "Piano Man" as a sort of superhero, teamed up with Elton John's "Rocket Man;" their archenemy being Bob Dylan's "Tambourine Man."
Maybe you can help with ticket sales? Though probably not if you're gonna go breathing ogre breath in their faces; somehow, I don't think that would be a great way to boost sales.