If you can’t impress them with your brilliance
baffle them with you bulls***
if you cant convince them
confuse them
if your gonna mess up at least make them wonder how you did it.
after all your not doing it wrong if no one knows what your doing.
I actually feel like a horrible person at the moment because I don’t spend a lot of time with them anymore. I isolate myself in my room and I know I should go out and cuddle them but my body feels like rocks.
Aw. I’m glad they help you. ive tried to go sit with my chickens when I feel like sh*t but they all just run away from me. Or stand on the back of my neck with poop coverd feet.