I love my chickens like the Dickens
Now that I've got me some I'm smitten.
I even pet on one like a kitten
By the "chicken bug"...been bitten.
Chicken TV when I'm sittin',
And in my dreams...guess what I'm gettin'?
Stinkin' eaten by a chicken-
Thinkin' that I'm "finger lickin'!!!!
My wife is...