DapperDuck: And where-eth did thee go when thee-eth escaped their clutches of wire?
CrazyWildHen: I still haven't forgiven you.
DapperDuck: And what-eth did I doooo?!
CrazyWildHen: FIGURE IT OUT!
DapperDuck: *SIGH* For a Hen of Happiness you sure-eth grumpy.
DapperDuck: I, er, appeared to have angered the Hen of Happiness...
CrazyWildHen: ...
DapperDuck: I am not certain how to solve-eth this problem.
CrazyWildHen: ...
DapperDuck: Nor am I certain how I did it.
CrazyWildHen: ...
DapperDuck: So, are you angered, Hen of Happiness...
I have three stories. The last one is a funny/scary.
1. One night I couldn't sleep. I was reading and I still couldn't sleep. I sat up in bed and just waited for something to happen. That's when I heard my doorknob moving. We live in an old house and the doorknobs jiggle when you tap the door...
DapperDuck: HEN OF HAPPINESS BRAINWASHED ME!
CrazyWildHen: I did not! I just made you... modern!
DapperDuck: Cease this lying! You held me to a table and unless I spoke as you pleased, you would--
CrazyWildHen: I did nothing! Fine! Talk as you like! See if I care if you aren't...
DapperDuck: Duuude, that's like, totally rad. I mean, that you like, got corn. Really though, dudes, we got like, sunflowers. And they were AWESOME!
CrazyWildHen: Ugh, he's perfect!
CrazyWildHen: Hey, guys! Guess what? I fixed Dapper Duck!
DapperDuck: Duuudes! This crazy, wild, chick like, totally taught me to speak, like, ya know, modern. Now how's about a big welcome for your dude, The Dap's!
DapperDuck: I mean, I like, totally feel like, a whole new man, ya...