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All you bad influences got the better of us. Hmph. :rant

You attract other youngers and lure them to the thread. This is crucially important to the survival of the kingdom, as the denizens need something to feed on in the deep dark waters of the moat. However, it is also quite dangerous-- both the original sparkle magnets of the thread (myself and...

Does anyone want the role of sparkle magnet? You new youngers are so young and... young. You need jobs. I, on the other hand, hereby request to be named an Elder. I am 24, positively ancient, and this morning when I was putting on my makeup, I noticed the beginning of crow's feet. Where the...

I did! My bucket fell off for long enough for one of the Sparkles to latch on. Then I just couldn't get rid of him. We have a dog now.

That's what the chocolate candiru is for...

We could find that Amaury Guichon guy whose videos are all over the internet... the one who makes those crazy chocolate sculptures of telescopes and trees and whatnot. He could just live in the moat and feed the denizens with chocolate copies of themselves.

It looks like, the next time we all decide to leave the thread for a few weeks/months, we should install a McDonalds in the moat?

So I haven't been online in a few years... what's this? We can like and react to posts now? Like a strange, chicken-themed facebook knockoff? All you old folks are still alive?

Oh hi guys

I am still here! I got my wisdom teeth out yesterday, and lurking BYC to see pictures of other people walking around and having fun makes me feel not as confined to bed with gauze in my mouth. Ew.

Do I still need to wear a bucket on my head now that I am not a Younger?

I'm happy to see that we still haven't quite figured out if Alaskan is an aunt or an uncle. Some things should never change. And yeah... all grown up, somehow. I remember coming here and chatting with y'all as a boy-crazy fourteen-year-old, along with Evelyn and Diana. Wow.

Oh, he's a good egg. Eagle Scout, just graduated magna cum laude, already has ducks so he'll handle my poultry obsession, and he's cute, to boot. I am a lucky gal.

Definitely a little young to tell you anything for sure. All chicks look alike at this early of an age, kind of like how all human babies look alike til they get older. Give them another two weeks at least, then it'll be easier to tell.

... probably, yes. 10 years ago now. Scary scary.

Madly in love, not run off with yet. That's in about a year. ;) Found my wedding dress today though, so that's cool. When did I get old enough to be thinking about these things, though???

Here we go! Barnyard mix eggs under a third-time-mother Cochin. I've had severe shrinkwrapping issues in the past (oh, Arizona) so hopefully, I won't need to step in with this hatch... please, chicken gods, please.

This is the thread that never dies... I open it to my surprise... Hello friends!

Yeah... licking conjunctions means licking a few buts. And ands and ors, but still.

At least it's not snowing leeches?