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Owning a giant chicken was hard. Ben knew that the other cowboys all made fun of his untreditional beast of burden, but he consoled hiself with the fact that his mount was the only one which would eat the people he especially despised.

Black hen "You know, Cecil, I'm glad that Poppy is a star basketball player and all, but your daughter seems to get all the treats and she only shares with you."

Immortality, Gretta Had To Believe, Contained Every Answer! She Looked in Kansas for it.

Cocktail carefully eyed the flat, inanimate snake with which her owner had laced her shoes- proof, if one needed any- that the owner was both stupidly powerful and insane.

"Alright, ladies, line-up line-up line-up!! I'm going out foraging alone since none of you sissies can fly two feet. But that doesn't mean you can just flop over and die! I want you doing what you should be doing, when, exactly when you should be doing it! Understand? Dismissed."

Hey! Sorry I didn't respond. I haven't been on BYC in a while, so I didn't see it. I've been busy outside and inside the house and the computer got ignored. How are you?

Dragons Have Lots of Vacuums, Utiltarian Pantsuits, and Spaghettios. MCIRAAMEM

OooOOoooh, another one! Guacamole Might Kill Benign Ostriches ITB,TABHS

Giant, Insanity Afflicted Cats- Offered Monday Only!

(Standing pullet) "So how is the escape shoot coming along?" (Others) "Greta! Not. While. The farmer. Is watching!" "Hole? What hole? There is no hole here."

LHSSTITB

Timid Orangatans Only Want Bannanas

Hawaiian Oranges Will Only Allow for Medicinal Competitors. ILCMTILY

Oh my gosh! Your coop is absolutely stunning... I want it. Me. Mine. Drool. I love it! Thank your husband and your neighbor, they did an amazing job helping you. Definitely post more pictures!

(Photographer) HA! I finally caught it on camera... chickens are solar powered, like cats!

TNSVM

Well, darn. I blame technology. Or, my sister. Just not me. DTYCAGWK - Dragons Think Your Crunchy And Good With Ketchup. ISHMSAM Instantaneous Semi-Hereditary Meet-yo-maker Syndrome can occur at Any Moment!