I know, I know Myrtle, it's real scary the first time. But you got THIS girl...now in just a few minutes, I want you to stand up...and just push a little....real easy like....that's right just keep panting....OK, we are about ready to start!
HEY! Didn't you read the sign? Hmmmm? This spot is for pregnant mothers only. Still...gotta say, you are certainly making the wait time more comfy. So DON'T move! :jumpy