When your husband tells you that you sound just like your favorite hen if she could talk. You then attempt to defend yourself by saying, "No, she sounds like me!"
When you wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is text your sister about her ex-husband's 6 month old chickens:
"Do you think they would let me have the chickens? I need more chickens."
When a fellow chicken-keeper tells you they have another one on the way, your first thought is, "Why are they only getting one chicken? That can't be right. They must have ordered chicks in the mail. I wonder how many chicks will be in the box."