"Well, the big lady did it. Grabbed Sally Sue's pixie dust out of the toy box and the mite dust out of the storeroom. <sigh> And then promptly got them mixed up. Well, at least Tinkerbell won't have mites. I, however, will be the laughing stock of the coop."
"I told the hatchery I wanted to be shipped as part of the 'Rainbow Assortment'. Very funny, dudes! Very doggone funny!"
Edited to correct spelling error.