horse feathers was arrested for giving crazychicken her top secret parakeet breeding websites. but she got off with good behavior for telling them it was crazychicken's idea.
HorseFeathers was arrested for not sharing the snow this year can you believe that, the snow hoarder but spring is coming so I guess I will keep the nice weather all to my self.
did you hear about that Justino he got arrested yesterday for playing hooky from school too many times can you believe that. I know he would never play hooky.