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You know you live in a redneck area when you can hear something messing with your chickens at midnight, run outside with the 12 gauge , miss the fox the first time, readjust the flashlight blast another round, take out the fox, .... Go back to sleep and no-one ever investigates to see what...

:lau I actually saw a old guy come into work with duct tape on the holes in his jeans. I thought damn that's a good idea, I've had big holes easy fix..

When your oldest DD wants to and all plans where to move her bedroom to a downstairs extra bedroom that used to be a attached garage that is now walled in and house door to the outside, is next to another spare bedroom, both have been used for storage. I put my FOOT down, other room has my...

Old school bus made into a hunting camp up on my in-laws land, couple old timers still come up and use it, first time I went into it I picked up a big transmission funnel that was attached to the door opener crank. 'What the heck is that for', DW says don't touch it! It's their urinal so they...

This is a 'you might be a redneck' thread right? :lau Second time I've been called out on that Lol, meant DD. Not much of a abbreviator... I really ought to proofread :-D

:thumbsup Me too!

Told oldest DD who was headed to town to pick me up a whatchamacallit candy bar. I was a stupid idiot eyes roll... , 'no such thing what do you want?' Well, beer, but they won't sell it to you so get me a whatchamacallit. Seriously thought I was being a asss. Dumbest thing she ever heard of she...

My mallards flew just like wild one's, above the tree tops. Wern't very good at directions though, flew into the side of our house numerous times :-D One of the memories of spending the night at my cousin's when we was probably five was of us licking the cows salt block... Just had a guy...

You see someone buying eggs at a gas station and think it's odd.

Have five kids and more pictures of chickens on the phone than kids.... :-D

You might be a red neck if you didn't notice it (I didn't) Lol!