View from our kitchen window. (2nd story, and porch has no access from the ground)
"HEY! "SOMEBODY" ATE ALL THE GOOD SEED FROM THE WILD BIRD FEEDER"
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...."BETTER REFILL IT...JUST SAYIN'..."
Having the water heater replaced and taking the service guys downstairs to the laundry room. "OK, if you're all set, I'll be upstairs if you need anything.... oh wait, almost forgot..." *Opens random cabinet and pulls out sleeping raccoon- tucks under arm*
"I'll just take this with me. So if you...