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You have a door mat AND a boot brush to scrape of your shoes.

You know you're a backyard chicken owner when... You're 'sick and tired' of having to tell people that a hen does NOT need a rooster in order to lay an egg :smack (and start seriously questioning the education system...). You grimace when you have to buy eggs because your ladies have stopped...

She doesn't dislike them, she's just very nervous near them. Hmm, she definitely :love:love the "porgs" in The Last Jedi though, maybe I should get a couple more chicks...? :rolleyes:

You bring your own eggs to a diner and try and convince the cook to use them to make your breakfast! GREAT photo! That would be perfect for the "caption" thread. You're seriously disappointed to find that this great gal you've been dating doesn't care for chickens OR eggs. True story, BTW.:hit

You scrimp and save on everything in your house, but spend $1,000+ building the nicest coop you can for your chickens. You can't remember the last time you 100% enjoyed a vacation because you're worried if the person you got to watch over your birds is doing a good job or not.