Grumpy and Dumpy (we ate Dumpy). In brief, Grumpy (Khaki Campbell) always wanted Dumpy's (Pekin) girl. Now Grumpy is happy. Unless Wumpy (other Khaki) wants Grumpy's girl... Apparently ducks are not monogamous. Each drake has two girls, called Grumpy's Girls and Wumpy's Girls. (I was not...