How about Tim Hawkins' cover?
On a dark country highway
Cool wind in your hair
Warm smell of a corn dog
Rising up through the air
You see a sign in the distance
It says, "we're open all day"
And if you walk up to the entrance,
It's where you'll hear me say
I'm a greeter at Walmart in...
I do like both ideas, as sometimes (almost never, of course. ;)) there are some arguments. Perhaps we all can show how mature we all are and completely eliminate all disagreement.
Which means:
@duluthralphie I'm getting ducks, and I will PM you pictures of them every day. :wee