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Great minds think alike! :lau

IMHO, i think getting pooped on is the worst. Cuz then you have to go shower

Ewww! Which is worse: Slapped by a 15 lbs Muscovy drake or pooped on a 15 lbs Muscovy drake?

A Muscovy drake just slapped me!! Help! *Gets slapped again*

Those words.... They sound familiar... Oh right, I was going to say that! :gig

:he

Logic can be weird sometimes... But it always leads to "Kayla changing Kya and Elly's ducks diapers" :lau

Ducks were born with diapers and will die with diapers :lau :gig

Very true. Wise words come out of this duckie doodie lady. Quack quack splat! Again :p (not my words:p)

Or you’ve been dragged into the pond to change duckie diapers? :lau

Kayla no it doesn’t work like that ;) Elly and I have to change angry full grown males’ diapers— nope nope nope nope! You’ll be changing all 6,000 of my ducks’ diapers :p :lau

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I'll get started on it :lau :gig ;) Article or book? :lau

Oh my, Elly! I have a great idea! We should together write a book on "the struggles of changing duck diapers: With pictures!" :lau

Oh, it depends. If you're changing their diapers then yes indeed you get to choose. But if I have to change their diapers I get to pick that ALL of them are going to be miniature, miniature calls. That way I don't have a heavy, angry, mean drake on my lap pooping on me 24/7 trying to change his...

My dream! Thank you! How about you order me 5 BlackSwede, 10 Saxonies, 10 Welsh Harlequins, 10 KK, 5 Fawn and White Indian Runners, 8 Chocolate runners, 10 Appleyards, 15 White Crested, 15 Magpies, 20 Anconas, 5 Abcot Rangers, 15 German Pekins, 9 Golden Cascade, 12 Golden 300, 2 Elizabeth ducks...

200,000+!

Nooo! :sick

Hmmm... It was my idea but you agreed ;)