So he's NOT Jewish? (Gentile). *grins* I can never miss out on a play on words with a misspelling. Still, it's thanksgiving, so as nice as he is, today he looks tasty!
Four whole roasted cockerels, seasoned with rosemary, garlic and sage. Perhaps with a side of roasted asparagus, mashed potatoes, and a dinner roll. Problem solved, and four delicious dinners to boot. That's the magic of keeping chickens as opposed to having dogs or cats.