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  1. Sapphire Sebright

    Ended Official BYC Contest - Guess When We'll Hit 22 Million Posts And You Can Win!

    I'm sorry, but the contest is over. It ended the other day, and the deadline for guesses was on the 15th of May, anyway.
  2. Sapphire Sebright

    Ended Official BYC Contest - Guess When We'll Hit 22 Million Posts And You Can Win!

    It's why you're always so exhausted after getting home from the beach... even if you just slept under a beach towel all day!
  3. Sapphire Sebright

    Ended Official BYC Contest - Guess When We'll Hit 22 Million Posts And You Can Win!

    My dad says that "fresh air'll kill ya." Seems to be true... the stuff's exhausting.
  4. Sapphire Sebright

    Ended Official BYC Contest - Guess When We'll Hit 22 Million Posts And You Can Win!

    So -- what's the next contest, Ki? Are we gonna guess how long it takes for you to hit some 500,000 likes, or was that a joke?
  5. Sapphire Sebright

    Ended Official BYC Contest - Guess When We'll Hit 22 Million Posts And You Can Win!

    Oh -- it ended. I was off doing other stuff, sorry! Congratulations, elk!
  6. Sapphire Sebright

    Ended Official BYC Contest - Guess When We'll Hit 22 Million Posts And You Can Win!

    ... Could have been any of them, I think. Or, heck, maybe even all of them!
  7. Sapphire Sebright

    Ended Official BYC Contest - Guess When We'll Hit 22 Million Posts And You Can Win!

    What? I'll not stand for this. Give me her contact information. I'll fix her real good. Teach her all the stuff that I know, from steak to a good stew, from chocolate chip cookies to custard-filled cream puffs. Joking, don't send me her contact information. I was kidding!
  8. Sapphire Sebright

    Ended Official BYC Contest - Guess When We'll Hit 22 Million Posts And You Can Win!

    WOW, I must really be tired! For a second, I though that you were referring to FortCluck's post about how Kiki is going to beat you all with a stick. Another day, another double-take.
  9. Sapphire Sebright

    Ended Official BYC Contest - Guess When We'll Hit 22 Million Posts And You Can Win!

    I make up recipes all the time. Except for meats and stuff -- that I just go by whatever sounds and smells good. Instinct! Pretty much anything that has carbs in it I have to write down, though, because I need to calculate carbs.
  10. Sapphire Sebright

    Ended Official BYC Contest - Guess When We'll Hit 22 Million Posts And You Can Win!

    Post? Sure! I can do that! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry -- a bit tired now, and, thus, loopy.
  11. Sapphire Sebright

    Ended Official BYC Contest - Guess When We'll Hit 22 Million Posts And You Can Win!

    Finally... FINALLY CAUGHT UP! You guys talk too much. And who sent this warm weather my way? Take it back!
  12. Sapphire Sebright

    Ended Official BYC Contest - Guess When We'll Hit 22 Million Posts And You Can Win!

    Oh no -- "more," she says. We're doomed.
  13. Sapphire Sebright

    Ended Official BYC Contest - Guess When We'll Hit 22 Million Posts And You Can Win!

    Good night, CrazyCrttr75. Sleep well!
  14. Sapphire Sebright

    Ended Official BYC Contest - Guess When We'll Hit 22 Million Posts And You Can Win!

    Just one. One of my roosters is a Mille-feuille D'Uccle that I named "Lefty." He's handsome, but he doesn't much like being picked up... he'll just sorta dance out of the way of my hands.
  15. Sapphire Sebright

    Ended Official BYC Contest - Guess When We'll Hit 22 Million Posts And You Can Win!

    Contribution! I got three eggs from the ISA Browns, and one from my cute little Porcelain Booted Bantam.
  16. Sapphire Sebright

    Ended Official BYC Contest - Guess When We'll Hit 22 Million Posts And You Can Win!

    How so? Oh -- is it because I didn't faint? I can do that. *Faints.*
  17. Sapphire Sebright

    Ended Official BYC Contest - Guess When We'll Hit 22 Million Posts And You Can Win!

    What!? Well, as long as I don't have to post naked... okay, I guess. Don't get frostbite.
  18. Sapphire Sebright

    Ended Official BYC Contest - Guess When We'll Hit 22 Million Posts And You Can Win!

    HECK NO. I'm not letting anyone take nude pictures of me, and certainly not in the snow! EDIT: Forgot to do this: *Faints.*
  19. Sapphire Sebright

    Ended Official BYC Contest - Guess When We'll Hit 22 Million Posts And You Can Win!

    What were you guys doing today!? THERE ARE SO MANY PAGES TO READ THROUGH!
  20. Sapphire Sebright

    Ended Official BYC Contest - Guess When We'll Hit 22 Million Posts And You Can Win!

    Whack it harder! If you have enough determination, muscle, and a hammer that's big and sturdy enough, you can dent anything. Don't ask me how I know. I don't wanna have to explain that... incident... again.
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