The house looked deserted, the curious chicken crept to the window. Slowly, she tried to pry it open, when suddenly... MEOW! The seething house cat jumped upon her. Fortunately, the chicken got away, she would just have to wait till next time to get those mealworms!
"Hey, you human in there, if you don't open the window right now, I am going to scratch it and peck it and let's just say, use my 'special paint' on it! *Clucks* You had better take the offer, the going price for a window like this is almost 150$."
"Your human babies get to stay inside your wonderful coop, but I don't. So that means I'm not your baby?! You... you don't love me." *WAAAAA* "There is only one way to renew your love- maybe a few mealworms?!"