"Mom, why am I we reign this? Mom, stop stalling and get off the phone, why am I wearing this? Please? Mommy, why, am, I, wearing, this?? Please??????? (clears throat) I AM DONE WITH THE STALLING, TAKE IT OFF OR I AM POOPING ON THE FLOOR!"
Thanks for the inspiration!- " Mommy, can I do my own caption for myself, because I am seeing these comments and these guys have NO IDEA what I am actually thinking. Its embarrassing!"
" Mommy, let me explain. I am sorry that I pooped all over your floor and got your very large nest all yucky, but can you please stop humiliating me! Take it off"
Ducky hobbles around showing off her bow Mom- " She is so cute following us round! I don't think she knows she's a duck! " Ducky- " I don't think you know how messy you floor is gonna be after saying that. I am not dumb!"