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*yawns mightily* *sculpts a hairball cocoon in the corner and crawls inside* It's disgusting, but comfy!

*incoherent screeching*

We'll have to bring out the couch(es) if I do. Unless we padded the floor like I suggested.

Are you thinking a bidet type situation or phone a friend?

I...have so many questions.

Oh you know, the same ol' nonsense, m'lady. I got confused after the last one ended and wandered in vain searching for an appropriate level of shenanigans. And then I spied this thread. *frantic wiggles of glee*

At your command!

*ee-er* *ee-er* *ee-er*